I'll let you in on a secret

Don't waste money on bikini underwear when you're over 50!!!

After 5 years of dieting I decided I'd try out those nice underwear that it seems like everyone wears, (except one of my waitresses who shared she doesn't wear any) . So I bought a 6 pack and got one pair free! Nice, one weeks worth of undies, fresh from the showroom floor. Well, those bikini's only make one extra line in your clothing....making it look like you have one more roll than you allready have! So your rolls have rolls....what's the point....I'm back to nice smooth cotton....Anyone under 50 need some nice new undies?