Where is my Faerie Godmother?

Christmas season upon us in full force, tonight is our Christmas banquet and dance put on every year by our church. Noche De Paz....night of peace or nachos and pez for those that don't speak Spanish.

As schedule would have it, we are having company come in the middle of the night tonight and the only time I could clean and change linens is this afternoon between church and nachos and pez....so I'm standing in the bathtub scrubbing away ( something I don't do often I'll admit cause we don't have company often enough) and I turned on the water to wet my sponge, forgetting the shower dial was up and got my hair wet.....am I going to the ball?

I could use that Faerie Godmother right now to finish the housework and find me something to wear as I sit with curlers waiting for them to cool....I do believe, I do believe